Bio

I’m like:

Literally, like, not a person who talks like this so you can keep on reading. I’m actually a very respectable journalist, a very trashy sub-editor and whatever kind of copywriter you’d like me to be. Usually you'd like me to be the digital kind, but hey, I can handwrite a scroll to be presented to Parliament if that's what you need done. I mean, that sounds kind of fun.

I like writing different things on different days just for the differentness of it. Last week it was a Facebook ad for an allergy clinic, blogs for AMI Insurance and headlines for Woman’s Day. And every so often at 11.27pm on a Sunday night I like to update my Pond profile too.

I could go on, but you should just go have look through my work instead. I sell all kinds of things better than I sell myself.

I think?

Qualifications

I’ve got an Honours Degree in English from the University of Waikato, a Diploma in Creative Advertising from AXIS Adschool and a Diploma in Journalism from NZIBS. I also have a Certificate in DJing and Electronic Music Production from MAINZ – because what’s writing without music? A sad line of crying emojis.